Funny Halloween Jokes — Mummy Jokes and Pumpkin Jokes
Celebrate the fall. Fill a small treat bag with a few treats candy or sugar-free, and these fun mummy and pumpkin jokes. ( print below) – Share with family and friends.
Mummy Jokes
| Q: Where do mummies go for a swim? A: To the dead sea Q: Why was the mummy so tense? Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations? Q: Why couldn’t the mummy come outside? Q: What is a Mummies’ favorite type of music? |
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations? .A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind. Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date? Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years? Q: Where do mummies go if they want to swim? Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? |
Pumpkin Jokes
Q: What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What’s black, white, orange, and waddles?
A: A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.
